What I Thought During A Shower And Other Random Things

This will be a Three Part blog post. Yay.

Part 1.

This morning before I took a shower, I smelled the new soap my dear mother bought. It had a nice, reddish tint to it so I thought it was going to smell as nice as it looked. I. Was. Wrong.

At first I thought, "This smells really weird." and then I thought "This smells kind of good..." and then again, "This smells bad." It went on like this for awhile.

I tried to think of what it smelled like exactly. I spent the entire shower doing that. I just couldn't think of it. (Yes, I spent an entire shower trying to describe the scent of soap.)

Finally, it hit me.

Old people, the waiting area at a service station (e.g. Jiffy Lube), and the slightest hint of citrus (which is what it was supposed to be.). 

End Part 1

Part 2.

I finally figured out the difference between the abbreviations "e.g." and "i.e.". Maybe I'm dumb but I never knew what it was. Yay.

End Part 2

Part 3.

Some guy just drove by blasting "Breathe" by Taylor Swift. That was really funny. I don't think that was the first time it's happened either. It could just be coincidence but someone else drove by a few weeks ago blasting the same song.

End Part 3

Scratch that...it's a Four Part blog post...

Part 4.

A cop just walked by my house and I'm pretty sure he just quacked...Weird.

End part 4

"Music starts playin' like the end of a sad movie, 

It's the kinda ending you don't really wanna see."

~Breathe by Taylor Swift

(That's the part that was blasting as the car drove by)