Once upon a time, last year, there were two best friends. While talking on the Book of Faces Nate decided he wanted his own kingdom. He asked Meg to be his queen. Of course she said yes.
Said kingdom was dubbed "Kemenbar" which, if I remember, means something along the lines of "the place where I am home". I believe it's elvish. (King Nate please correct me if I'm wrong.)
As the months progressed, so did Kemenbar. King Nate and Queen Meg allowed a few friends, family members, and invisible pets to become citizens of their great kingdom. The citizens are as follows:
N8 da Great: King of Kemenbar
Description: He rules Kemenbar? Obviously...(This entails trying to get the Hobbits to stop their revolt, keeping the Elves happy, planning attacks on other Kingdoms...)
Meg Mejia (I lack an awesome name...): Queen of Kemenbar
Description: Helping rule the kingdomw. Duh. Sliding down banisters, and running and sliding in socks down corridors of the castle, using the SAM-GT**
N8 da 2nd: Prince of Kemenbar
Description not available
Johanna Higgins: Official Chef/Photographer/ Royal Scribe/ Official Planner/ Enthusiastic Royal Arsonist
Description: Cooks all food except bran muffins, takes photographs of people and things in Kemenbar, writes up Royal stuffs. Oh, also sets things on fire or something...I really don't know.
Stephanie Rudolph: Permanent Guest/Bodyguard:
Description: Lives permanently in the Castle, beats up anyone who comes near the King or Queen.
Kathy Mejia: Official Castle Keeper
Description: Basically does everything a housekeeper does.
Kristen Paquette: Lady in Waiting
Description: She follows around the Queen doing whatever the Queen wishes and stuff.
Seth Wagner: Head of Royal Guard/Monster Hunter
Description: Heads up the Royal Guard and hunts monsters. duh.
Clifford Jr.: Pet
Description: He's the castles royal pet.
Ronny the green chicken: Official chicken of Kemenbar
Description: He struts around Kemenbar in an officially fashion and does everything arrogantly.
* Citizenship is granted by invitation by the King or Queen only
** Super Awesome Muffin Gun Thingy. (Don't ask. It's Top Secret)
So that's Kemenbar. Oh, I didn't mention the amazing castle, but that's ok. I don't want to make people jealous with talk of the Muffin Room, the blanket fort room, the floors made just for sliding...yeah. It's awesome.
On July 9, 2010 Kemenbar made an alliance with the neighboring kingdom, Loserville. It's been one year (and a day. I missed Alliance With Loserville day. Oops.) since that alliance was made and nothing awesome happened. We didn't do anything. We didn't even talk about anything. It's an exciting life. Really it is.
So high it'll blow your mind I would give you a crown, made from the promises for better life...
If I was king, king, king for a day
I'd make, make, make you my queen
Give, give, give you anything
King for a day"
~King For A Day- Forever The Sickest Kids
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